World in the morning

Every morning I check the World, to see who's up at this time o' the morning. Then I check the U.S. futures. Then I check preMarket trading for a BIG coal stock. 'cause I like my coal stocks, eh? Then I check to see how coal has been doin' recently. Then I get ready to Buy or Sell, my finger poised on the broker's button(s). Alas, it don't do me no good ...